anecdotally I’m seeing more fit and less fat dads keep it up men

normalize public displays of kettlebell

why are there parents at kids sports events where both the mom and dad simultaneously record their kids on separate phones? is there some 3D reconstruction technology I’m missing out on?

Grok please read my DMs and tell me only the stuff that I actually want to see. Leave everyone else on read. Grok enable SmartNotifications™️. What this would mean is only show notifications that I care about. I trust your judgement. But for instance I don't want to see everyone's lazy comments, but I do want to see where someone has left a meaningful, information rich reply. Also, if I start a conversation with them I want to see if they continue the dialog, even if I don't follow them. Listen in on all Spaces and let me know if people are talking about me. Let me know if I should jump in or not. Grok auto-roast anyone @'ing me on the TL. Grok let me know if anyone interesting followed me. Grok be vigilant and show me anyone producing original kettlebell content exclusively to X. Feature them on my community. Draft a welcome message to anyone who subscribes to me. I want to review these. If anyone is asking for account help in my comment section, send them a link to the appropriate form for them to request this help via the proper channel and hide their comment. Auto-block anyone who says "kettleball" intentionally (requires you to judge their intentions) Search for people that match my interests and that have good personalities and serve up suggestions to follow once a day, only a few top candidates. I would give more but Shayan only asked for 1

Friday 𝕏 pulse check. How’s everyone doing?

how long is a typical news cycle on 𝕏 ?

wait these are actual Coldplay lyrics 😱

great now we all have Coldplay songs stuck in our heads quick someone think of a song from a better group to fix it

what is your favorite Coldplay song?

kindly stop blaming Ani for population collapse (she just an AI companion after all) I'll tell you the real reason for population collapse... 👉 Incentives McDonald's has known for a long time if they want to push more product, they don't solicit new healthy customers at the gym They find the unhealthy people shoveling fries into their faces and get them to buy more ("Supersize me!") As a society we need to incentive the people already having babies to have more Q. How? A. $$$ ⤷ scale up tax credits with each additional child (hint: T(n)=$3000⋅(e^0.7n−1)) ⤷ student loan forgiveness for parents with 3+ kids (seriously who would argue with this?) ⤷ employee salary multipliers based on family size (we already do cost of living adjusts for locations, why not for large families which are expensive) ok now get off your phone and go make babies