Brri Brri Bicus Dicus Bombicus #661

A damned flying bird who marches through the streets of Rome, berating anyone who dishonors the Empire. Does not believe in modern values. Longs for the old order. Shouts at clouds for fun. The clouds don't respond. He takes this as disrespect! The berries? War trophies. Ripped from the corpse of Brr Brr Patapim's ancestor. They grow back once eaten. He eats them anyway. Disrespectful to the dead. He doesn't care. Glory to Rome. Ave. True to slop.