if that CEO had simply taken his HR side piece to a crypto conference they would have been swept away in a flash flood

wow

they said $PUMP was free money

i’m going Garlinghouse mode

wellness check?

ww1 recruiters be like:

“Excuse me sir, can I give you $50 to get on Rogaine?”

nobody’s an atheist when they open the airdrop eligibility checker

DONT ASK GROK 4 WHERE THE YIELD COMES FROM

green tea + red wine (~85 / 15 ratio)