Coming back at you with unhinged crypto marketing tips part 2. I've been seeing a lot of chatter on the timeline about market makers lately. But don't you worry little marketing slave, we don't need to put in the effort to understand market makers, that isn't what we want: We need to hire some straight up market manipulators for your project - that's where the money is. Who cares about a healthy price, we just want to EXIT. Here's 4 easy steps: 1. Find a 'market maker' that includes the word pump in their slide deck - the more confusing the slide deck the better, the more involved with shitcoins the better 2. Meet them in person, make sure there are no microphones around: ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?? 3. Make sure their market activity suspiciously aligns with your team allocated token unlock schedule 4. Move to Dubai And they said crypto was hard!