Deliverino Obliterino #784

A humble delivery robot was doing its job. Rolling down the streets. Carrying someone's evening meal. Minding its business. Following the GPS. The GPS said cross the tracks. The robot crossed the tracks. The GPS did not mention the train... OBLITERINO. They found pieces of him scattered across three zip codes. Somewhere a man is still refreshing his app. "Driver is approaching." He's been approaching for two days. He will approach forever. They rebuilt him. Stronger. Faster. Your driver made an unexpected slop. He still carries the order. He doesn't know what's in it anymore. Doesn't matter. The customer will receive their food. Even if it takes an eternity. Even if the restaurant closed. Even if the customer moved. Even if the customer is dead. Deliverino Obliterino does not cancel orders. Deliverino Obliterino delivers.