Adam Schiff falls right into Bill Maher’s trap as he criticizes a statement he thought was from Trump but was actually from Obama. MAHER: “This statement from the administration: ‘The president had the constitutional authority to direct the use of military force because he could reasonably determine that such use of force was in the national interest.’ That’s too vague for you?” SCHIFF: “Totally vague.” MAHER: “Okay. Because that’s from Obama about Libya.” Brutal setup. Watch Adam Schiff try to dig himself out of this one.

Bill Maher apologizes to his liberal audience as he delivers this take on the “Iran war”: “This week, war. Did you hear about that thing?” “We bombed Iran, and it’s going on now. If you expected me to say I hate it, I don’t. Sorry.” “Sorry. And you cannot name one horrible thing that has happened in the Middle East in the last 50 years and not connect it to this fascist theocracy.” “Iranians all over the world are doing the Trump dance. Have you seen that? The whole world is j*rking off two guys at once now. It’s amazing.” [Plays clip of people doing the Trump dance]

Tucker Carlson’s face said it all when Senator Ron Johnson revealed he CURED his acid reflux with hydrochloric acid—after years on Zantac, Prilosec, and Nexium. The medical industry wants you to believe heartburn comes from too much acid. Johnson discovered the opposite to be true. The real problem was not enough. Once he started supplementing with betaine HCl, his symptoms disappeared. No more reflux. And he only remembers to take it half the time. He says it worked better than anything doctors ever gave him. Why? Because hydrochloric acid is exactly what your stomach is supposed to produce in the first place. Sometimes the cure isn’t high-tech. It’s just common sense. 🧵