you had man city ml tonight. real madrid humiliated them 3-0. chelsea dropped 5-2 to psg. arsenal drew 1-1. 118 UCL parlays dead. $23,297 cleared. the house didn't blink.

arsenal drew vs leverkusen. 56 parlays died on impact. man city vs real madrid is live right now. 42 more parlays riding on city ml. 56 gone. 42 more on the line. the house is having a good wednesday.

fun fact: some of these arsenal and man city ucl parlays tonight have been alive since march 4. seven days. survived multiple epl games, nba nights, ncaab action. today's ucl is their final boss. either they die today or they keep building something genuinely terrifying.