it really is insane how gay soccer players are like dude why are you screaming like youre giving birth because someone lightly made skin contact with you wtf

I wonder how many new people read my posts and dont get my trolling and turn off crypto forever o well

One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a cryptopleb is to ask "what's the reason for the crypto dump today." Its path to ZERO is preordained. On any given day it needs no reasons.

lord please give me the confidence of VCs on the sidelines giving authoritative product advice

what goes down, will stay down simply physics it's over, go the fuck home

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