A glimpse into the future, say a month or two from now: if up: "you're not up 3x aftering buying spot $pump way below ICO price? lol ngmi" if down: "you really thought buying the most extractive bag there is will retire your bloodline? lol ngmi"

I'm never investing into a liquid crypto fund again. How the fuck am I down 10M through the first half of the year. 🤯🤯

considering getting some $EUL bags, but if it's not bouncing from here, next stop is around $8

Final tidbit I didn’t realize when writing this. The CEO of the SPAC was the CFO of Celsius in 2019-2020.

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People dumped sol to ape $pump not knowing its negative beta 💀 Truly one of the cursed coins of all time, and the team ain't helping things

Luca Netz's take on Pump "What Alon needs to do is give the Solana trenches the BIGGEST airdrop they’ve ever seen."

truly in awe of the pump chart in one of the more bullish periods we've had in quite a while

Weekly Returns: $SOL +19.5% 📈 $PUMP -19.4% 📉 Don’t fight the Market Makers.

wintermute deciding they'd rather be on the list with two criminal organizations rather than give a lil bit of info on how they operate is pretty fkn funny considering how much whining evgeny does on here. never trust an Aella simp