Oh, what are you going to do, sit on a beach for 50 years? Golf? Talk to your family? 😂 Grow up. No amount of money will free you from this place. You’re going to die here.

ETFs have been absolutely GOBBLING up eth over the last week. Probably nothing.

I wonder if how like the results of weight lifting ultimately really just end up impressing other men, face lifts and Botox and shit just really end up impressing other women. Like no dude would be like “she looks way better now”

Still can’t believe he really said I’m farming the airdrop by getting liquidated lmao lol crypto really is the gift that keeps on giving

Your ancestors bled for every inch of this nation, but Yusuf Cali Xirsi Warsame (D - Somalia) is just as American as you and if disagree you must be a fascist.

A breathalyzer - but to access hyperliquid

CT sentiment for bitcoin being over *squints* one hundred and eighteen thousand united states dollars is quite the scene

can the devs do something?

at tesla diner trying to decide between the based burger with extra reddit sauce and a side of epic bacon or the hot doge with 420 fries covered in random sauce. anti-woke water is on tap

should we just run it back turbo or what