FEDERAL RESERVE: What do the Fed’s 24,000 employees do all day? The one thing the Fed’s economists don’t do is vote for Republicans - not one has donated to a Republican in 25 years.

DEI: Presumably CNN is having a hard time finding practicing doctors to do health reporting on the network. Instead it is relying on the NAACP's Health Equity Director who believes Trump is the 'antichrist'. Dr. Chris Pernell was on CNN sounding the alarm about Trump's health - not entirely sure why she'd be concerned about the health of the antichrist - but here we are.

FLASHBACK: If you needed more evidence that Kash Patel has faced an uphill battle cleaning house at the FBI. Just before he was confirmed the FBI claimed in court filings that it had an absolute right to allow Jeffrey Epstein to run his sex trafficking operation.

GOOD MORNING X! My little sister is one of my best friends. She knew me when I had hair… Are you close to your siblings?

BULLISH: I've never found much use for Truth Social other than to read Trump's post - until now. If you're looking for an indirect way to invest in Bitcoin and the president $DJT might be a good way to do that now. I predict it will average an annual CAGR of 32% over the next five years based its decision to purchase $2 billion worth of Bitcoin.

FAILURE: If your daughter manages to screw up the prosecution of Diddy and Epstein you ought not blame her boss but suggest that she consider becoming a criminal defense lawyer - Maureen Comey excels at getting felons off.

WEAPONIZATION: At the behest of Teachers Unions Merrick Garland weaponized the entire DOJ against parents to silence them.

TESLA: Banker Approved! JPMorgan tested Tesla Robotaxi, calling it “solid” & “safe” after intensive trial.

TARIFFS: Trump can’t sell a consumption tax, so he rebrands it as a tariff. That’s the truth. Foreign leaders grumble, but they keep showing up, because the U.S. market is booming. Forget the ‘trust erosion’ spin, the money never lies.

AI: SoftBank went soft on Sam Altman, pulling out of his data center deal before it could be consummated. Instead Oracle will supply OpenAi with 2M Ai chips at a cost of $30B/yr for a total of 4.5Gw of compute. h/t @ns123abc