someone in a rival newsroom told me they overheard a colleague complaining about how i tweet too much it fills me with joy thinking that person is a competitor who has to follow me for work — im gonna tweet even harder now

Want to allow the innocent a life.

genuinely if there's one thing the metaverse was meant for it is a Pynchon collab

back later babe im headed to the pedro pascal entertainment complex

not worth getting mad at this commoditized product being built by every other bigtech company at the moment so what they have to offer is outrage viral marketing for the QTs

i deleted a tweet b/c i am scared of online zoomers teenage me would be so disappointed in the man i have become

baby’s first bolognese

passing away right after playing your last ever Sabbath show is the ultimate curtain closer rip to ozzy, the god of metal

are twitter DMs just straight up broken on the web i cant even get mine to load these days, have to use phone