“I’m going to sleep early today” also me:

what’s wrong babe you hardly touched your own advice you give to others

This sounds like it’s from 1983. It’s 2025. We’re drowning in free, high-quality kids’ content. Taxpayers don’t need to spend the GDP of Norway to keep Big Bird on life support. Parents can open YouTube.

Billy Binion

Exactly. Giovanni can fix a clock. Billy Binion repurposed a John Deere tractor as a parade float for a minor league baseball team called the Corn Dodgers & still made it to his shift at the Daily Bugle. We are not the same.

your name is literally billy binion…

"Billy Binion" lol

If you’re angry that someone falsely called all faith-professing Catholics and Orthodox in Gaza fake Christians and Hamas supporters, to justify any violence that might be committed against them, then you are actually the problem—demonic even—according to James Lindsay.

She forgot the part that comes 5 seconds later where they lose their jobs and become global pariahs. Thank you @POTUS

Hot take: Europe is a bunch of third-world countries with better branding. No A/C. No dryers. Ice is a luxury. You’ll sweat through dinner while the waiter ignores you for 2 hours. Say what you want about America, but at least eating out doesn’t feel like hot yoga with bread.