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I cant imagine advocating for a new engineer to learn how to code from first principals like I did, that is how truly cooked we are in 2025

OH in slack about @commonwarexyz: "yeah, the repo's structure and commands hint at being designed by someone who knows what they're doing."

Had a great time spreading the word about ZKarnage and @TheProofLab at @frontiertower today, thanks to @HouseofZK for the invite! I was told by multiple sources that the best part was the pink hats -- I always have a couple on me if you catch me at a SF Crypto event!

Finally getting around to running a @boundless_xyz prover and having tasted a lot of ZK dishes in my time, I think I can say authoritatively that this is some good food. 🍱

Why did the cryptographer have an existential crisis? Because he realized that the thin, gossamer thread separating mathematical civilization from complete anarchy is bilinearity. And despite years of study, proofs, and late-night debugging sessions, he still wakes up in a cold sweat wondering if he actually understands why e(aP, bQ) = e(P, Q)^(ab) or if he's just really good at cargo-culting the rituals that make the pairing check go green.

sometimes I think "zero knowledge" would be better named "zero understanding"

hey @RiscZero + @boundless_xyz, why is there no Risc0 or Boundless prover on @eth_proofs?

Programming with zkVMs be like: thread 'write' panicked at runtime/tests/elf_tests.rs:71:13: stdout should contain: Sup, world! Hello, world! but got: Sup, world! ����H␊┌┌⎺← ┬⎺⎼┌␍! S┤⎻← ┬⎺⎼┌␍! ���� ↑↑↑↑ ␤␋┼├_␉┤°°␊⎼ ⎽├␍⎺┤├ ↑↑↑↑ ├␤⎼␊▒␍ '␤␋┼├_␉┤°°␊⎼' ⎻▒┼␋␌┐␊␍ ▒├ ⎼┤┼├␋└␊/├␊⎽├⎽/␊┌°_├␊⎽├⎽↓⎼⎽:71:13: ⎽├␍␊⎼⎼ ⎽␤⎺┤┌␍ ␌⎺┼├▒␋┼: G┤␊⎽├ °␋┼␋⎽␤␊␍ ␊│␊␌┤├␋⎺┼ ␋┼

@YourBuddyConner is cooking