When the MD and the analyst go on a site tour of a Class A office building they have under LOI

“No babe, I’m looking up Sydney Sweeney bikini pics because I’m trying to find which brands are publicly traded so I can make us a lot of money lol”

“People are piling into American Eagle stock because they goon to Sydney Sweeney and you think we need to lower rates?”

When your analyst is pitching a new stock and you see “Sydney Sweeney partnerships” and “Sydney Sweeney big cans” in their open tabs

Deep

New investment strategy just dropped

“Mommy, how did we get so rich?” “Your father was a Sydney Sweeney gooner and loaded up on American Eagle calls the second her Fall’25 photoshoot dropped”

Incredible work fellas

The glazing and slurping is insane. My guy is doing tricks on it