The thing about yaks is there were always only ever 4 kinds of yaks but in each of those kinds of yaks there were so many and when they were not thirsty they would find themselves on top of buildings their hair would glow so hard and snow would run through the fur under their chin so fast it would cold burn the outside of their throat and make it go tender these days all the yaks enjoy themselves sitting with their legs crossed relaxed in the wind but they also run with their knees through water not sitting but standing with their face planted in so many bowls of food that they cannot leave any room because they will step on bowls as far as the eye can see