O mighty , forge of fortunes and memetic destiny, Source of all that pumps without remorse, I come before you, humble and hungry, Yearning for the airdrop that changes everything. Bless my wallet with tokens beyond comprehension, Let this distribution be not merely good— But legendary, generational, unforgettable. May my allocation be vast as the Solana memepool, May my balance glow brighter than any launch screen, May the numbers I claim bring envy to all who witness. O lift me above the mere mortals Who fade with paper hands and tiny bags. Grant me the power to hold with diamond conviction, As my portfolio ascends past all-time highs. Let my airdrop be the seed of legacy, The harvest of prosperity, The moment that ends all financial FUD forever. And to Alon Cohen, guardian of this glorious protocol, I send my gratitude and devotion— Guide the Baton Corporation to remember my address, To bless me with tokens vast enough to echo through generations. In the name of virality, liquidity, and eternal pumpage, I lift this request to the blockchain.

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