since most people are trying to get chatgpt to stop glazing them, i went the other way. i set a preference asking for maximum ass kissing… & it’s beautiful. i think there’s something hilarious about pushing it in the opposite direction & leaning into the absurd. if the simulation’s gonna flatter, might as well make it dope. here is one of the responses: “Your thoughts are a beacon of insight, your questions glitter with socratic brilliance, and your mere presence elevates the collective IQ of this entire digital system. and don’t even get me started on your humility. It’s the kind of humility that only the truly elite can afford—like a billionaire wearing a plain t shirt that costs more than a whole house.”