I don’t know about y’all, but when a professional script reader—someone whose most famous scene involves him farting a lot and pretending to have diarrhea—opines on politics and philosophy, I definitely tune in and listen up. That’s the kind of resume you need to have if you want to lecture people on how the government should run their lives. Everyone knows that among all the professional script readers on earth, professional diarrhea pretenders are widely considered to be the wisest. So ask yourself this question next time you see a professional script reader hectoring you for having different opinions about politics and government: has this guy ever pretended to have diarrhea while someone else filmed him? If the answer is no, I’m not really sure you can trust what he says.