The Big Long Alright, boomers got rich off this thing. They bought homes for dirt cheap, and then they told us: "Just work hard and you can do the same." *Pulls a block from the bottom of the tower labeled "ARM" This? ARM "Adjustable-rate mortgage". It started off cheap, then exploded. Millions defaulted when rates rose. *Pulls out another block labeled "NEET" NEET "Not in Education, Employment or Training" loans. Yep, they gave people houses without checking anything. Why? Because Wall Street could package it and sell it like this: *Puts three shaky blocks together and labels them: “Mortgage-Backed Security.” Then the whole thing collapsed in 2008. Housing prices fell off a cliff. Boomers panicked. Fed printed money. Prices went back up. But this time..." *Holds up a shiny gold coin with a stylized house on it, the housecoin logo. We saw it coming. We’re not buying overpriced homes, we’re buying the collapse. This is housecoin. "Wait, you’re investing in the housing crash?" Exactly. Every time housing becomes more unaffordable, every time boomers hoard inventory or rates go up, Housecoin becomes more valuable, the mindshare grows. It’s the inverse bet. Like shorting the market, but memified. This isn’t just profit, this is protection. A hedge against late-stage capitalism. Against being priced out forever. *Gives the Jenga tower a little nudge and it collapses. And when the tower falls again...this time, we win.