me: it's not okay to hit your sister 5yo: is it okay to kill Vladimir Putin? me: ...yes, if you were in a situation where it was somehow relevant it's okay to kill Vladimir Putin 5yo: well, my sister is WORSE than Vladimir Putin

@JackRFulton it was very clear that he had some deep-seated need to know who the enemy was, and after years of telling him that none of the other kids at the park were the enemy, we had finally told him who it was. and now his life goal was to destroy him.