I need to let something off my chest today I envy most of you For months, I’ve had to hold my puppets through the harshest conditions, with nothing but my belief that up only season would someday commence again. Rough times, fewer familiar faces, and a test of conviction. But you? You can just buy a puppet today and time-skip through all that. Nobody to tell you “ordinals are dead” for the 67th time. No grave dancers and hardly any monetary risk. Just the ability to deploy at the cusp of a Cambrian explosion. You are all a testament to the fact that god has favourites. Congratulations on being here just on time for easy mode