Dear Ser... I know I said I was in it for the tech... but please... Bring $ETH and $SOL back above their ATHs. I swear I’ll be different this time. I’ll take profits. I’ll pay taxes. I’ll even explain crypto to my mom again. Just give me one more chance to sell the top. I'll hold a responsible moon bag. I won’t go all-in on the next memecoin. (Okay maybe just a little.) Please Ser. One more bull. One more green candle. I promise to be humble at $5K ETH. I’ll only brag a little at $10K. Amen.