What if we stopped bombing random Middle Eastern countries and just liberated the UK?

I am willing to arm the moderate English rebels This is my neocon phase

We will be greeted as liberators but for real this time

We can even install a puppet dictator, we’ll call him the King of England Trust me, this one is going to work

I know @Sargon_of_Akkad can’t endorse this publicly but blink twice if you’re in buddy