Elon isn’t the only one building next-gen space tech. Behold: the 69-stage rocket. Engineered with cutting-edge paperhands auto-ejection. Every time it wobbles, it jettisons the weak and fires up the next booster. This is the most reliable moon vehicle known to degenkind. We are only at Stage 15 - grab your popcorn, the show is just heating up. Good tek. Zero brakes. $REKT