The role of Chief Ordinals Paper Executive (C.O.P.E.) is not only to intuit where the market will go, but also incept bullish sentiment into the market just by observing that certain assets are undervalued (see below) Your Paper Bitcoin Company is a shadow of what it could be without a JPEG portfolio. Dare I say jpeg-less paper bitcoin companies are LARPs? I bridge the gap between the degens (the paper bitcoin companies, to be clear) and the savvy investors (the ordinals enjoyers). I wear a suit in my PFP. I have a LinkedIn profile. I am a podcaster. The only downside to bringing me on as your C.O.P.E. is that I may actually be too overqualified.

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