Many more thoughts from the inimitable Dorothy Parker: “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.” “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” “I hate writing, I love having written.” “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” “What fresh hell is this?” “Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.” “Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.” “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.” “I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.”