>$CRCL TAKES your money and puts it in FAILING regional BANKS >AND they STEAL your yield, you LOSE 5% to inflation >it’s slow enough to feel like POLITE THEFT >you’re being EXTRACTED in broad daylight >every dollar you leave in USDC makes you a SLAVE to inflation >every DOLLAR you’ve ever EARNED should be going through ENA >your gains, your income, anything that’s even remotely denominated in dollars >SHOVE IT IN ETHENA, put it to WORK >Ethena forges cashflow from the thermodynamic chaos of crypto AND turns volatility into A PERFECT YIELD. it’s literal MAGIC >perpetual, balanced, efficient, it’s the APEX of human ingenuity >we’re NOT here to REINVENT banking >we want jacked stephen hawking to REINVENT MONETARY PHYSICS so we don’t get CUCKED into FIAT SLAVERY for ETERNITY >if you don’t want to CONDEMN your FUTURE BLOODLINE to DOLLAR SERFDOM >stablecoinX

With a few lines of coke, or a 10x lvg long on ena, I’m sure I can deliver it perfectly in saylor mode Note: I have ena