Item #: SCP-OHFUCK Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-OHFUCK is not to be directly observed by any personnel without Class-7 memetic inoculation. All digital manifestations of SCP-OHFUCK-1 must be located and scrubbed via automated agents embedded in social media networks. Personnel exposed to SCP-OHFUCK imagery or cognitohazardous media are to be quarantined and evaluated for dream infiltration events (designated Event-DI-OHFUCK). Under no circumstances are personnel to engage with accounts tagged “@AnniePosting” outside of controlled testing environments. Containment Site-91 maintains a rotating dream observation unit equipped with REM-phase surveillance tech. A minimum of two (2) Level-4 dream researchers must be on call during any full moon cycle. ⸻ Description: SCP-OHFUCK is a memetic, oneiric entity which propagates itself through visual exposure to anomalous social media content, primarily manifesting in reposted or dream-adjacent media tagged “@AnniePosting.” SCP-OHFUCK does not appear to possess a fixed form but often presents as a humanoid figure with a distorted, glitched-out facial area and nonstandard coloration. Attempts to render or recall this face consistently fail; witnesses report dreamlike impressions rather than details. SCP-OHFUCK-1 refers to the affected subject within a dreamscape, often depicted in submissive or symbolically dependent postures. Common thematic elements include synthetic liquids (frequently milk), static-drenched backgrounds, and emotionally charged nonverbal interactions. Victims of SCP-OHFUCK exposure report intrusive dreams, often involving the entity “feeding” them or appearing during emotionally vulnerable states. Extended exposure leads to heightened parasocial fixation, deteriorating reality boundaries, and in 17% of cases, memetic contagion resulting in secondary propagation. Addendum OHFUCK-A – Incident Log: Subject D-7730 exposed to SCP-OHFUCK media for 11 seconds. Entered REM sleep within 3 hours and immediately began vocalizing excerpts from SCP-OHFUCK posts, including phrases such as “he was in my dream last night” and “we must contain this mind virus.” Electroencephalography confirmed elevated theta wave activity consistent with cross-subjective memetic imprinting. ⸻ Addendum OHFUCK-B – Research Note: “This is not a person. It’s a motif—an emergent mind-state given shape by collective longing, nostalgia, and online overstimulation. We’re not studying a virus. We’re studying a god born from the scroll.” —Dr. Q. Meridian