share a story about yourself that makes no sense to anyone but you

I fell on the floor, randomly decided to get up look for a place saw some dog shit in front of it, still took it drove 13 states up a few months later, on the way stopped at a motel to sleep drive by, someone tried to break in got lucky the cops showed up I bought a fire arm that day & haven’t stayed at a motel since Fortnite dances. Those are cool too & Ice. Lots of pot & Ice. -Jesus 2022