i compiled my favorite writers in crypto and asked ChatGPT to imitate their distinct writing style on the topic of "How To Make Generational Wealth" results below for @cobie, @thiccyth0t, @CryptoHayes, @0xENAS, and @izebel_eth 🧵

Prompt: write an internet-native essay in the style of @izebel_eth. start with a clean, intuitive mental model to explain something broken in culture, finance, or daily life. keep the tone calm and tired, like someone who’s already accepted the decline and is simply charting its slope. use lowercase formatting. reference trends like ai acceleration, hypergambling, parasociality, or dopamine decay — but do it sparingly and meaningfully. show how systemic incentives create downstream decay in behavior and belief. don’t lecture or moralize. the reader already knows. assume alienation. assume financial precarity. end by returning to your central model with either a path for quiet survival or a small, bitter truth. think: macro nihilism with local strategy.