Alex took over our account for an hour. Now we're taking him over forever.
Welcome to Coinbase, @AlexOnchain.
(Legally we're required to point out that Alex has not technically joined forever and has a very normal employment contract with the company.)
After significant studying, and in keeping with President Trump’s vision to make the United States the crypto capital of the world, today I ordered the Great Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to prepare their businesses to count cryptocurrency as an asset for a mortgage.
SO ORDERED