JUST IN — Columbia University has submitted to the Trump Administration after trying to go it alone without huge amounts of taxpayer largesse for a whopping 4 months. Columbia has agreed to: -End all illegal race-based discrimination in hiring and admissions (read anti-white and anti-Asian), and submit to independent oversight to ensure compliance. -Pay $200 million in fines to the federal government to settle claims of past illegal discrimination at the school. -Provide its hiring and admissions data to the federal government as a guarantee against future illegal discrimination. -Reduce its sky-high share of foreign enrollment. -Create new faculty positions in order to increase intellectual diversity. -Punish the perpetrators of disruptive and illegal "protests" last year, while implementing new rules to ensure illegal, unpermited, vandalism-fests don't happen again. If the Ivy League can't stand by its radical and discriminatory policies, then the rest of America's schools don't stand a chance. Onward.