NEW IN PIRATE WIRES: Goodnight, Late Night cbs cancels colbert, the monoculture (or what’s left of it) is dying, and the media is fragmenting into clarity and chaos From @emilyjashinsky CBS is not just pushing out Stephen Colbert, it’s retiring the iconic Late Show brand altogether. That’s the buried lede getting lost amidst frenzied speculation over politics and palace intrigue. If cutting Colbert is a bid to juice Paramount’s pending merger or to punish him for criticizing it, as Democrats are now arguing, CBS just stumbled right into the future. Colbert’s time at the helm of The Late Show perfectly illustrates the most important trend in media and culture. One might fairly wonder how Colbert, a man who leaned so far into #Resistance comedy he could hardly get up, has dominated the late night wars throughout Donald Trump’s hostile takeover of American politics. Johnny Carson, for example, famously skewered both political parties without fear or favor. Carson won the late-night wars when networks faced less competition, meaning his goal was to appeal to as wide a swath of the American public as possible for the sake of selling more ads. By the time Colbert took the helm from David Letterman, late night ratings had collapsed from their high watermark. This is partially why Greg Gutfeld is able to actually beat Colbert’s ratings on a cable network, a feat that would have been unthinkable in the 1990s. Like Colbert, though, Gutfeld doesn’t approach politics as Carson did. This is the new model: cultivate a loyal niche that returns night after night, giving you an edge over others competing for increasingly smaller pieces of the pie. The result is microculture. Monocultural institutions, like The Late Show or the New York Times, no longer can and no longer do appeal more widely than their core audiences. For the Times, this is their subscriber base and it’s why, for instance, the paper committed obvious journalistic malpractice by yanking Sen. Tom Cotton’s infamous “Send in the Troops” op-ed back in 2020. As the “paper of record” for all of America, that decision made no sense. Cotton was expressing a mainstream position in his party and in the country. But Times subscribers were furious, and that critical business interest shifted the outlet’s editorial position. (This, of course, was helped along by a staff increasingly aligned on an ideological level with the paper’s narrow subscriber niche.) One of our greatest sources of cultural angst stems from the inability to recognize these institutions of the monoculture have shifted to microculture. Whether they supported Trump or Bernie Sanders, plenty of Americans outside affluent urban bubbles figured that out years ago. It’s the institutions themselves that often cling to these outdated brands, so blinded by their own biases that it’s become difficult for the C-suites to even recognize what’s happening outside Manhattan — and the Hamptons don’t count... ──────────────────── This is an article preview. Read Emily’s full piece on our site (link threaded).

President Trump Signs Stablecoin Bill Into Law The President signed the GENIUS Act into law today after the legislation passed in the House on a 308-122 vote, paving the way for a regulatory framework for payment stablecoins. Back in January, @bridge__harris and @abhidesa1 did a deep dive for Pirate Wires exploring how the transition to a consumer-scale stablecoin payment network would work in practice: “credit cards” that run on stablecoin rails? Enterprise giants like Walmart and Amazon jumping at new opportunities? Check out the full piece below as today’s ruling opens the door for their thought experiment to become closer to reality — link threaded 👇

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the most brutal war for talent in tech history is breaking the social contract between founders, employees, and investors that has facilitated its incredible growth for decades. the ever thoughtful @absoluttig has produced the first great piece on the trend.

NEW: How a network of underground tunnels could one day replace DoorDash. Imagine it’s late in the evening. You’ve been debugging code for hours, need to hit a tight deadline, and have an almost pathological craving for Taco Bell (many such cases). The delivery of your Crunchwrap Supreme, however, no longer involves ludicrously expensive burrito limousines or any other version of a human-operated, three-thousand-pound vehicle trundling through the streets. You place your order and 7 minutes later your meal materializes, miraculously, in a drawer inside your apartment. What else can you receive via this magical drawer, you ask? Cups of coffee, groceries, power tools, a rented tux, and really any object you can imagine — all summoned in under 5min and for less than 25 cents, beating Amazon Prime at its own game. It sounds magical and impossible, but it’s really not. It’s actually quite simple: literally just dig tunnels underground, and fill them with small autonomous vehicles. Today in Pirate Wires, @gb_rango speaks with @pipedream_labs about their new network of “thing pipes” in Austin. Before they connect these pipes directly to new construction, they’ll partner with drone delivery companies to fly your burrito (or burger or power tool or whatever) from the pipes to your door. The long game is radical. Reduce our need for delivery trucks, reclaim our streets, and end porch piracy (finally). Eventually, we’ll get higher-quality stuff faster and cheaper. When “thing pipes” become infrastructure, people will use these systems 10, 20, 30 times a day — and objects will move beneath our feet like data. Read the full story in Pirate Wires. Link threaded 👇

PW EXCLUSIVE: Pipedream is building a 40-mile underground pipe network in Austin to deliver physical goods via 100mph-traveling autonomous robots. Eventually, you will be able to get groceries, fast food, hammers, clothes, body wash, or anything else you could want — in under 5 minutes, for less than 25 cents, and miraculously appearing inside a drawer in your apartment. Today, the company is announcing its first-ever Rapid Fulfillment Center (RFC) in Austin, Texas. Initially, this warehouse will be connected to four “Portals” — unmanned pickup kiosks outside of the RFC — where items are elevatored up from the underground delivery pipes. This marks the groundbreaking of Pipedream’s eventual wider-reaching network in Austin. In tandem, the company is also announcing the formation of Goods, its grocery retail ghost brand, which will live within the Austin RFC and serve as its anchor customer. Pipedream Labs aims to eventually do for physical goods what the internet has done for data: To create a “cloud,” populated with all sorts of physical objects, whose contents are cheaply downloadable to your location at incredible speeds. @gb_rango spoke with @thegarrettscott, CEO of @pipedream_labs, about the future of hyperlogistics. Read the full piece below 👇

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Utah needs water. Depletion in the Great Salt Lake is exposing toxic, arsenic-containing dust from the lakebed, possibly worsening respiratory health. @RainmakerCorp is trying to stop the losses with cloud seeding. It might be their most important project to date.

NEW IN PIRATE WIRES: They Want Him Dead. Augustus Doricko Just Wants to Make It Rain. @ADoricko’s cloud-seeding company @RainmakerCorp has been tasked with a monumental endeavor: replenishing the Great Salt Lake. Per this exclusive scoop from @dodgeblake, between November 2025 and April 2026, Rainmaker will use drones to make snow in the border region between Utah and Idaho, which will melt and run off into the Bear River, the famously depleted lake’s main source. The startup is aiming to produce 30,000 to 56,000 acre-feet of snowfall in one year within the Bear River Basin. The lower end of the range would meet about 27% of Salt Lake City’s water needs; the higher end would equal production of the country’s biggest desalination plant, at about 18 billion gallons per year. It’s possibly the most important cloud-seeding deal in the country’s history. But it comes at a time precarious time for Augustus, who is currently facing death threats for being falsely accused of playing a role in the devastating floods that hit Central Texas last week — and, in general, viral conspiratorial thinking about the nature of weather modification. In this deep dive from @dodgeblake, she provides exclusive details across months of reporting about Rainmaker’s evolution from a tiny startup (feat. employees living full-time in a cold, drone-producing warehouse) to a substantial business, where tech challenges are the least of its concern. Link threaded 👇